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Arz kiya hai ankho main nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi.. 
Wah Wah 
Jis se raat bhar chatting ki woh
girl friend ki mummy thi..

Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota,
Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota,
Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota,
Agar DADA Aashiq na hota

Zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap,
 wah wah..
 zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap,
 phir..
 phir kya 
Ruk gayi hawa aur gir gaye aap.
 Ha..Ha..Ha


Mobile night plans ne to humein bhuka maar diya hai
Dosto
Jis ghar mein chori ke liye jao koi na koi aashiq jag raha hota hai

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Aasma mein kaali ghata chai hai,
Aaj fir principal se mar khai hai,
Sab kehte hai sudhar ja, Kya kare aaj madam fir sheela ban ke aayi hai

Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rabse shikayat hogi,1 to jhela nahi jata dusara aa jay ye kam baat hogi


Ladka ladki me ho rhi thi kissng. . .
ladka ladki me ho rhi thi kissng. ...
abi aap chote ho isliye . 'some txt missing’ 


Bandriya ne apni maa se pucha meri sadhi kiske sath hogi,
Bandriya ki maa ne kha agar ye sms padne wala muskra de to
Samjo baat pakki.

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Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu,
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu,
Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya.


Actually, Basically, Biologically, Technically, Chemically, Physically, Mentally, Mathematically, Electrically, Normally, Mechanically & Finally
 I am So Sweet

Hamne tumse pyar kya abla samaj kar,
Tere baap ne mujhe pita tabla samaj kar,
Maine tumse shaddi kia durga samaj kar,
Tere bhaiyo ne mujhe kaata murga samaj kar

Phone mat kiya karo Dear,
Mom hoti hai near,
Papa se lagta hai fear
Baat bhi hoti nahi clear,
Isliye SMS karo Dear,
Witout fear & very clear

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CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati,
 Wah-Wah, 
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati,
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati


Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum,
Par jab pata chala nazar parmanant tirchi hai,
To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum.


Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai,
Sanse aksar tham jati hai,
Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro,
Jab Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..

Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya, Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya
Hum Bhi Muqaddar Ko Chuna Lagate Hain Aur Din Mein Hi So Jaate Hain

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Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Meri Hai,
Aankhe Uski Jheel Si Gehri Hain,
Propose Kar-Kar Ke Thak Gaya,
Tab Jaake Jana Ke woh Behri Hai.


Ladki Sath Ho To Hotel Ka Bill,
Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill,
Aur Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To,
Daru Ka Bill,
Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill.


Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do Yaaro,
Pyar Ko Laat Maro Meri Baat Mano,
Na Chandramukhi Na Paro,
Roz Raat Ek Strong Beer Maaro Aur Chain Se Zindagi Gujaro…


Tumhara sms padhkar mera dil muskuraya,
Phir reply karke jaise hi send dabaya..
Hame achanak yaad aayaa….
Oh Mmy GOD…
Kal saari raat kisi aur se baat karke,
Kyu khamakha apna saara balance gawaaya..