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Arz Karta Hoon
Dil Jala Raha Hu Kismat Azma Raha Hu
Dil jla rha hu kismat azma rha hu
Khub Ghumaya Us Bewfa Ko Bike P
Isliye Aj Rickshaw Chala Raha Hu

Acha kurta siya tune mere naap ka,        
Acha kurta siya tune mere naap ka,
Naap mera liya aur siya baap ka.

Tere dosti ke saye ne mujhe aise pyasa banaya,
teri dosti ke saye ne muje aise pyasa banaya
ek minute ruk mai pani pi ke aaya!

Teri duniya me koi Gham na ho,
Khushi kabhi kam naho,
Bhagwan Tumko aisi ITEM de,
Jo DABANGG ki MUNNI se kam na ho.

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Aansu aa jate hain rone se pehle
tut jate hain sapne sone se pehle
kya hai ENGINEERING ab pata chala
kash koi rok leta admission lene se pehle

       “Dove” se nahakar kya karna hai.
Ek din sabhi ko marna hai.
Kuch saal khushi se jilo yaro
Agle janam me phir “johnson baby” se shuru karna hai…

Is duniya me lakho log rehte hai
Koi hasta h to koi rota hai
Per
duniya me sukhi wahi hota hai
Jo sHam ko 2 paig laga k sota hai

Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani,
Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani
Meri right ankh kani
Teri left ankh kani

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Humpe mar k Munni badnam ho gai
humpe mar k Muni badnaam ho gai
Akele ho Gye the Munni k bina
Ye acha hua kambkht Shiela time pe jawan hogai.

Arz hai..
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
And Kissing them is the Boys duty.

Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafda Ho Gaya
Wah Wah
Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafda Ho Gaya
Majnu Itna Nacha Ki Langda HoGya

Dil ko pata tha wo zarur aayegi
dil ko pata tha wo zarur aayegi
par kabhi socha na tha
surprise me apne do Bachho ko bhi layegi

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Main chandramukhi tu surajmukhi
main tuzse dukhi tu muzse dukhi
1 kam kar building se kudkar marja
Tu bhi sukhi main b sukhi

Arz kiya he
Ki ruthi he aise wo humse
Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge
Wah-Wah
Itna waqt kaun bekar kare
Itne me to hum DUSRI pata lenge

Dil diya tha jisko diwani samajh kar
Kha gyi wo biryani samajh kar
EK katra b na choda khoon ka
pee gyi usko b nimbu pani samajh kar.

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

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Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai, Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai, Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro, Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai!

Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me !
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua Dunga.

Bindas muskurao kya gam hai,
Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,
Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko,
Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai.

Arz kiya hai..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Wah wah..
Gor farmaiye..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada Gadha hai